- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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