why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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