- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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