- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy anal.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

connor sucks

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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