How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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