- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Samantha

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

I enjoy anal.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

^that joke a piece of shit

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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