why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Are you a human?

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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