Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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I ponder

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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