What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What is White over Black? Society.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

what do you watch ? a tv

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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