your mom is so blind she cant read.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Niki Minaj's ass

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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