Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Jacob Edwards has friends

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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