Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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where are you?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Woman rights.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Michael Brown

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Kelly Clarkson

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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