Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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s e m e n

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Penis.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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