- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

So a seal walks into a club..

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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