Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Hi Jacob You cool

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Who has downs this joke

Cancer.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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