Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Your mother is a man.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What's 4+7 47

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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