- Anti Joke

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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