Gorden Brown.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Womens rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I've got a dig bick

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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