- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Snausages.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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