- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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