- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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