- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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