- Anti Joke

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.