- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

wood cant chuck wood

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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