What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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