- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Loner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Drunk irish man

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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