- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

knock knock come in

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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