- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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