- Anti Joke

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What's up brah brah

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents