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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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