What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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