Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Justin Beiber

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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