Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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19th amendment

a person smokes weed... and gets high

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

Male penises.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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