- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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