all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Snausages.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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