- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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