Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Your mother is a man.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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