- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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