How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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pickle juice?

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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