- Anti Joke

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".