A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Heartlight

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

Black people

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

knock knock ... no one was in

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Twenty-Four

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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