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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Penis penis poop butt

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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