obama's promises

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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