What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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