Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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american government

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1 Jew XD

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man boobs

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Anti Joke

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