- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

Q. who's george porchy?

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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