Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Women's sports

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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terry stockton is straight

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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