Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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