What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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