- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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